Only in the Philippines

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Onli in da Philippines! Share your funny encounters, the funniest names of road signs, shops, or businesses you've seen:

  1. Parlor in San Juan is named "Cut & Face".
  2. Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: "Starduck".
  3. Fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: "Violybee"
  4. Internet cafe opened among squatters named "Cafe Pindot".
  5. In Manila , there's a laundry named, "Summa Cum Laundry".
  6. Petshop in Ortigas: "Pussies and Bitches".
  7. A pet shop in Kamuning: "Pakita Mo Pet Mo".
  8. Bakery: "Bread Pit".
  9. Bank in Alabang: "Alabank".
  10. Restaurant in Pampanga named, "Mekeni Rogers".
  11. Restaurant in Pasig : "Johnny's Fried Chicken: The 'Fried' of Marikina".
  12. A boxing gym: "Blow Jab".
  13. A tombstone maker in Antipolo: "Lito Lapida".
  14. A copy center in Sikatuna Village called "Pakopya ni Edgar".
  15. A beerhouse in Cavite called, "Chickpoint" .
  16. Laundromat in Sikatuna: " Star Wash : Attack of the Clothes".
  17. Internet cafe in Taguig named, "n@kopi@".
  18. Name of a kambingan, "Sa Goat Kita".
  19. A salon somewhere, "Curl Up And Dye".
  20. A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan: "Gee Congee".
  21. A water refilling station in Dapitan named "Wa-Thirst".
  22. A store selling feeds for chickens: "Robocock".
  23. Shoe repair in Marikina : "Dr. Shoe-Bago".
  24. Shoe repair store along Commonwealth, "SHOEPERMAN: we will HEEL you, save your SOLE, and even DYE for you".
  25. Petshop: "Petness First"